Well, sort of. It’s going to be published, but it’s not going to be called Zack and Larry Make a Porno. Not surprisingly, Dreamspinner didn’t think it wise to antagonize Kevin Smith with a gay variant of his film title, so they’ve asked me to come up with another title. I can’t say I blame them.
Unfortunately, I suck at coming up with titles. We’ll see what I can dredge up.
But…Yay! I’ve been fretting about it for almost a month now. Not to mention that other authors kept talking about the books and stories they had coming out soon. I was happy for them, but every time someone said, “There’s a chat next Thursday where people can talk about upcoming releases,” I felt like a gay, 45-year-old Cinderella. “Are you coming to the ball, Cinderella? Oh, you have nothing to wear? Well, I’m sure you’ll have a good time at home…alone…cleaning something. Bye-bye!”
But now I have something to wear, damn it! Something glass! Something breakable that I can lose…? Well, maybe that analogy only goes so far. But at least I’ll now have something in publication people might be interested in reading at sometime other than Christmas.